mihari:

floororanges:

what the fuck is that supposed to mean
urbran:

dennys:WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?is nothing sacred to you Denny’s?

aztec420:

when a girl make u feel some type of way

image

jetstream-tormod:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

image

cumsock:

double whammy 

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

for those of you who don’t know, this translates to “I want to eat ass”

st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

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joshvadun:

wait, bastille is also a band????? i’ve just been fangirling over this old ass french prison the whole time smh

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

thebaconconspiracies:

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.
Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”

^^