jetstream-tormod:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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cumsock:

double whammy 

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

for those of you who don’t know, this translates to “I want to eat ass”

st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

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joshvadun:

wait, bastille is also a band????? i’ve just been fangirling over this old ass french prison the whole time smh

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

thebaconconspiracies:

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.
Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”

^^

jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4